if you’re not in awe by the stars on a clear night then we won’t work out

Please retweet 🥺🙏🏾 I need a new battery for my heart within another year. It’s USD $25,000. Please donate if you can and RT! 🙏🏾

“I’ve had a change of heart”

Hello, #Jamaica. Just landed in Montego Bay. Great to be back here during better times. ♥️

Man can find a “file” pan any woman but nuh know seh them friend love likkle pickney 🫠

May God receive you with open arms My Sweet Mommy, Queen B 👸🏾💐

Did it hurt? Shifting from a happy, jolly, talkative person to a sad human who’s no longer interested in anything.

Men think a women having a present father means we have more respect for men and are more equipped to be married. Whole time my daddy is the first man who taught me to get my money up so I don’t have to answer to anybody.

Before you complain that your woman isn’t behaving in a soft, feminine way with you- ask yourself if you’re behaving like a masculine man. Are you making her feel ok to be soft to do all the feminine things?

I am that person that will stop you & let you know that you already told me this

If we stop filling potholes with Oreo cookie crumbs we wouldn’t have this issue every time it rains

Ngl eating right really really made a difference in my energy levels these past few weeks, I’m never going backkkkkkk

You need a washing machine

KEEP LEFT AND PASS BOMBOCLAAT RIGHT

Twitter brand is so strong it was renamed and it’s still Twitter.

Working on a psych ward is NOT for the weak, why my patient just called me a hermaphrodite??????

Cutting off a narcissist from your life and radically accepting you're going to be the villain in their delusional world is top level self care.

The roads bad, the cell service is awful, everybody angry, traffic all the time, prices up. Yuh mental haffi strong