me no matter how much sleep i get.

Gas prices so high you can’t even drive around to clear ya mind anymore

when i’m peeing and realize i’m drunk

The Red Sox have lost 8 of 10. Kids in Boston are fucking starving.

I love when someone I barely talk to has me in their close friends on IG because I never know how I made the cut, but okay okay. Your secret is safe with me, bestie.

Si salvas a la novia te deja por tener esposa. Si salvas a la esposa te deja por tener amante. La madre crocodilo puede sobrevivir en el agua. La señora random no la conozco. El dinero

the houston astros play baseball tonight x.com/girlwreckage/s…

I’m so mad they don’t stamp passports anymore😭

Having a trip booked is such an amazing feeling.

u can be having a horrible day and a tweet like this will put the biggest smile on ur face

I hate slow turners... SWING that car bro.

when I’m tryna sleep in but hear lawnmowers outside

when your boss says "we'll get it done somehow" and you realize you're the somehow

Me going to the job I prayed for.

Me everyday on my way to work

How it feels to an adult in this era:

thank you Google Maps

Quando chego no trabalho e tem trabalho

“She looks a mess” “ chopped hoe” #metgala