This is gonna change the way you think your life works.. -Thread-

Yves ౨ৎ This reads like a Wattpad chapter. Props if real, but the ‘I knew you’d come’ line is giving scripted villain energy

A guy who was driving home from work showed us one funny event that happened in his presence. A campaign bus of our president Bola Ahmed Tinubu passed then a rider who also passed at the same time as the bus did this to the bus😭😂😂

#spotify music recommendations ✌🏿

#spotify music recommendation open.spotify.com/track/2qVE04XU…

God abeg

Follyyyy “Not sexually attracted but provides for you.” So… He finances. He supports. He shows up. But he must suppress biology? Some of you don’t want friends. You want controlled access to male effort without male expectations. Let’s call it what it is.

I've been stuck here since yesterday. I have done the first ID verification which didn't take long but this one for the monetisation, I keep seeing this even after I've completed it and I can't know if it's pending or rejected. Please if you have done this can you give input.

You mean he wants to fight Heaton for third choice?

They said it helps to write things down. Guess who never goes back to read them

I asked chatgpt to roast me and it really did 😂 it knows too much. It's so bad I can't show the main part just this part that kinda feels like a compliment after the roast lol

STOP STEALING TWEETS!!!! STOP STEALING TWEETS!!!! STOP STEALING TWEETS!!!! STOP STEALING TWEETS!!!! STOP STEALING TWEETS!!!! STOP STEALING TWEETS!!!!

Fuck Netflix ( dem no get movies again ) Fuck Burna Boy ( Odogwu don fall ) Fuck this hotel wey I dey Fuck Dream League ( very anyhow game ) Fuck your Cana plug Fuck Celeb ( I never see the least fan card money collect ) Fuck IDME Fuck Precious Fuck her baddie friend Happiness

Day 25&26 I may not be able to pass the monetisation verification 😢

#FPL suggestions please. I have too many Chelsea and arsenal players for this fixture and I'm sensing a dry game Man U will definitely cook against Crystal palace 😁

Which #ai did it better Prompt: Remove the day and time from the image then the 3 lines that crossed at the top and the tree branch that stuck out at the top left Original | #ChatGPT | #GrokImagine

When I notice my friend is about to ask me for money so I act before they act. It cancels out 😏

IRAN'S SUPREME LEADER HAS BEEN KILLED

You're not a real football fan if you don't have a player you HATE for no reason Who's yours? Mine is Garnacho