Excision if u r reading this please restock your X bumper stickers/rear dash decals.

Been thru some tough times in life but nothing tough enough to make me listen to slaughter to prevail

When Hailey Williams said “you built up a world of magic because your real life is tragic” I felt that shit.

Y’all are crazy. I’m taking the meal with Jay Z and beating his ass with a hammer. Eat the rich.

Elon musk should have to do all the work. Him and Kyle rittenhouse. Just shackle em up somewhere. Make them do all the deliveries and load all the trucks.

Last name: Soardo. Pronounced: Sourdough.

most dudes just sooo badly need a good haircut. All their problems would be solved.

Let’s fast forward to the part in history where I’m sitting at the head of a long table with all of my friends and a smoked Elon musk corpse is on the table - hogtied with a steamed apple in his mouth and we’re all very high and hungry.

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holy shit getter tweeted

me waiting all year for Lost Lands Festival

Was reminded by one of my friends over the weekend that Ronnie Radkie is the reason they don’t do concerts anymore at Six Flags in south Jersey lmaoooo

Elon musk is a baby back bitch

Why do so many men prefer to groan and grunt at the urinal rather than go see a urologist about whatever penis problems may be at bay?

1 year without Mitch. We love & miss ya, big guy. ❤️🕊️🐈‍⬛

The teacher when I ask if I can use the restroom (he was hitting on one of the students.)