Just a decent attempt at goal would be welcome.

Great work by both BBD and Cannon to challenge Jamie Ward for worst play off final cameo! #twitterblades

Chag Sameach

BREAKING: Macron announces France will officially recognise the States of Narnia, Mordor and the Mushroom Kingdom.

Finally got round to watching Gladiator 2. Don't think I've ever been so angry and disappointed after watching a film. What was the point of making that trash???

This guy

Only 4, what losers. Come back when it's 5.

I wonder how the The Tufty Club lads are getting on with their rebranding. Asking for a friend...

I know I'm very late to the party, but The Penguin is absolutely incredible TV.

I don't think I've ever seen a player with less awareness of the game going on around him than Tom Cannon.

Looks like the Met are starting to get the message. Far too little and far too late though, they've made much of Central London a no-go area for many Jews at weekends over the past 2 years.

Aaaaaaand crowd trouble in the Villa match being blamed on the Zionists in 3...2...1...go...

BBC doing BBC things

Chag Sameach #Hanukkah #Chanukka

What a shame it's taken this week's events for you lot to finally wake up to what these slogans mean.

Fabrizio fallen on hard times having to announce deals like this. Still, at least he's finally figured out that we're not "Sheffield".

Good grief, this is the kind of signing Neil Warnock would have made in his prime!

It's 1990 all over again. Hope Shilton actually manages to save some this time round.

Finchley Central, London. #FreeIran

TIL that Powell in Stranger Things is also Turk in the Netflix Marvel shows. This changes everything.