by age 26 you should have: - no kids - no wife - at least 1 WWE replica belt

guys give yourself a pat on the back for surviving april cause why was that the worst month ever

and if i saw an alien i wouldn’t even give af honestly i got too much going on fr

The cool thing about sports is that there’s always next year. The awful thing about sports is that that there’s always next year

an insanely easy way to tell if someone has good morals is to ask their opinion on homeless people

I hope the fuck not

you open instagram and it’s like everybody’s lives are perfect, everybody is like travelling, thriving at their jobs, planning their futures, amazing relationships etc then you come here and everybody is like a sex addict drug abuser in low grade psychosis

😂😂😂

Damn already?

What the hell was that government cell phone alert? #india

This is the biggest concern instead of actual wrongdoings

Top 10 tweet all time

Someone please take a picture of the moon tonight. It is way too beautiful.

Mind you, people BEEN saying the humanities and liberal arts serve no purpose, emphasizing STEM over everything else and yall surprised the kids can't read and write when we've spent decades telling em it ain't important anyway...?

I’ve never wanted something as badly as I want my life to dramatically change for the better… best… over the next few months. It’s time. It’s my time.

Are we serious in big 2026…

Anyone remember the story called the fun they had

I cannot comprehend womenswear but that seems like a terrific outfit

Derek has come to save the day when we needed him