#yr Michael: I’m just saying, instead of fake evidence, corrupting a DA and paying witnesses, you could throw Phyllis a few bucks and… Victor: No! Nothing! Michael: It might come out that you played shady too and… Victor: I’m allowed! Lauren said so. Michael:

#yr Billy: Let's get married. Sally: I'm not sure about the girl rules in this particular situation. Should I be thrilled, offended, or "it's about time, jerk"? Billy: Can I vote for thrilled? Sally: I need to call Audra and get back to you. Billy:

#yr Chelsea: Let's go home and leave this cursed family to their long list of problems. Adam: OK. Sienna: I killed Matt. Nick: You were the only logical choice. Noah: On a Wednesday? Off-screen? With no known weapon? After vowing to go with him? Sounds dicey... Sharon:

#yr Cane: Are we friends again? Lily: I let you overhear your children on a speaker phone. Clearly, you’re allowed back into civilized society. Cane: Wow. Do I have to buy shirts that buttons all the way up now? Lily: Is it weird that I find your bone marrow sexy? Cane:

#yr Kyle: Your dad is a jerk. Victoria: Your dad has been a jerk at times so you can’t say anything. Kyle: Your dad has been a jerk most recently so I can. Victoria: Is this a fight that will lead us to be lovers next week? Kyle: That would be funny. Victoria: Jerk! Kyle:

#yr Billy: So, I gotta baby and maybe wedding on the way and yay me. Jack: Huh. Well, I would have had thoughts about that once, but now I’m all about Jack. I’m thinking of teaming up with Patty to get Victor. Billy: What would that look like? Jack:

#yr Phyllis: Look, the “I hate Phyllis” club is celebrating. Christine: I’m not necessarily corrupted by the Newmans. For example, do you have security footage of them in your office spelling out their crimes because— Phyllis: Blah blah. I wasn’t done insulting you. Everyone:

#yr Sienna: I killed Matt. Sharon: Yeah, we got that but can you tell us how? Where? When? Why? Any souvenir pictures? Sienna: There was sand. Sharon: OK then. It’s just, we’ve all killed this guy and yet— Noah: Don’t upset her! We know she kills. Sharon:

#yr Victoria: Here’s the evidence against Phyllis. Christine: Emails? Wouldn’t she text? Victoria: Apparently she’s been plotting this since the 1990s. Also, if you see any made-up locations or fictional characters, let me know and I’ll fire our AI guy. Christine:

#yr Adam: In short we don’t recommend trips to Vegas— Nick: Or fentanyl. Victor: Well, I have good news. We opened a storage cabinet at Chancellor and hundreds of incriminating documents <wink> with no AI watermark fell out. Adam: Do you think everyone’s that stupid? Victor:

#yr Victoria: We have uncovered incriminating documents about Cane and Phyllis and you… Billy: FAKE! Victoria: How does everyone know? My father says… Billy: FAKE! Victoria: I only want the best for you. Billy: FAKE! Victoria: I’m so happy for you and Sally. Billy:

#yr Kyle: Dad, I need an update. But first we have to move from the Crimson Lights counter of arguing to the patio table of secret conversation. Jack: I’ve decided your mom’s a lost cause so I’m cozying up to Patty to get dirt on Victor. Kyle: That’s a terrible idea! Jack:

#yr Noah: Bad news-- you might not have killed Matt. Pulses stop all the time Sienna: Bad news-- I can't help you find the body with sand, rocks, twisty slides. Sharon: Bad news-- that guy is some kind of undead creature. Me: Good news-- I love an amnesia storyline! Matt:

#yr Phyllis: You're arresting me? All of that evidence is faked! Christine: That's for a jury to decide...in 8-10 years...while your company's stock tanks....unless you buy off a judge that Victor doesn't own or the political climate... Lauren: I'm calling Michael. Phyllis:

#yr Nick: Enough about me. Why don't you and Dad make up? Nicki: Why don't you talk to the guy who flies into a rage and throws people out of his presence? Nick: You answered your own question. The company was his identity. Nicki: He still has his identity as a jerk. Nick:

#yr Holden: I’m going to New York for a few days. Claire: New York?! I’ve never been there. Is there anything famous to see? Holden: Are you batting your eyes at me because you want me to invite you and show you around while you try to put me in prison? Claire:

#yr Christine: Cane, you’re under arrest. Lily: NOOOO! I need him to go to New York and— Nate: He can make the donation here and send it on. Lily: NOOOO! I want Malcolm saved my way. Cane: Phyllis got bail in, like, 10 minutes. I’ll call you after. Lily:

#yr Billy: I don’t want to go to prison with you and Cane. Phyllis: All of those documents are fake. Billy: No one cares! We love some fruit of the poisonous tree! Phyllis: I also got the last lawyer in town. Good luck. Michael: What’s the strategy, guilty lady? Phyllis: