Am I THAT tired, or is the commentator getting a lot of names wrong tonight? #ENGUSA

Do politicians even believe in anything anymore? It strikes me lately that all their actions centre solely around just being on the winning team.

I feel like I’ve been stuck a lot recently watching painful Villa games just because they were the choice to be televised. First time in ages one isn’t on the tv and I’m actually curious about what the heck is going on! 👀 #AVLBRE

Any other non-males on Twitter that follow a lot of football content get the toxic male stuff pushed at them too? I’m talking videos of pissed-up punch-ups, memes stipulating what a “real man” is, general homophobia and woman-hating… Twitter please sort your algorithms.

The game has now officially been postponed. The match will continue tomorrow at 13:00 CEST, starting in the seventh minute. ___ 🔵⚪ 0:0 🐐 #SLOKOE #effzeh

That’s some next-level fog 😂🌫 #effzeh

I am gutted that this passed me by 😭😭😭 both sessions now sold out

Been reppin’ the 20/21 1. FC Cologne Karneval shirt today. Cologne is my home-from-home and I miss it a lot. I was hoping for a good result in the league today (after defeat earlier in the week in Europe). Hopefully next gameweek’s result will be better 🤞🐐 #effzeh

I do wish these shirts were available to buy in the UK ✊🖤 I don’t want to speculate too much on their omission in stores such as Sports Direct, but it does seem conspicuous.

First week of new job: Complete ✅

How about… the $8 goes towards admin costs for… actually bloody verifying that the account is for a real person and not… the bots and imposters that Musk talks about so much… Just a thought that I’m sure plenty of people have had…

I’m close to my limit with Twitter… Musk’s playing chicken with the far-right, I no longer trust anything with a blue check-mark against it… I don’t have a whole lot to lose from leaving, so I’m preparing my bunker on Mastodon. Feel free to add me there.