Nat: There's no way she likes me back. Van: Lottie would throw herself in front of a moving car for you. Nat: Lottie would throw herself in front of a moving car for fun.

Van: "Dude" but like romantically. Mari: "Babe" but like platonically. Nat: "Princess" but like rivalry.

Jackie: Do you like me? Shauna: Yes. Jackie, pouts: Really?  Shauna: You really think I would keep up with all of your bullshit if I didn’t love you? Jackie, blushing: OMG you just said you love me. Shauna: We’ve been dating for three years.

[Coffee Shop AU] Customer, ordering a coffee: I'd like a light roast. Mari: You're kinda ugly.

Nat: I wanted to apologize. Jackie: Good. Nat: Let me finish. I wanted to, and then I realized I’m not sorry.

Van: [points to Taissa] Van: That's my girlfriend you fuckers. Lottie: She's you're wife, Van. Van: My wife! Even better!

real jackieshauna interaction

Lottie: [pointing at Nat then at the sky] Nat: ??? Nat: Are you implying that i will die soon Lottie: No look up, there's a heart shaped cloud

Melissa: I don’t get why we need driver’s training. Driving is just like Mario Kart except slower and you can’t throw blue shells at people. Tai: Please never drive.

[Taivan] Tai: Van, I'm sad. Van, holds out arms for a hug: It’s going to be okay. [Jackienat] Jackie: Nat, I'm sad. Nat, nodding: mood.

Shauna: I love knitting needles. I can make a scarf. I can make a hat. I can stab someone’s eyes out. I can make mittens. Nat: What was that middle part? Shauna: I can make a hat.

Kidnapper: We have your girlfriend Jackie: I don't have a girlfriend Kidnapper: She punched me in the face and broke my colleague's arm. Jackie: Oh my god, you have Shauna! Kidnapper, ugly sobs: Please take her back, we can't take her anymore

van: can’t believe she died tai: ??? van: lottie tai: lol yeah tai: kinda feel like tapas ngl

Melissa: I read sweet, romantic things on the internet today Mel: And I realized Mel: You’re my highlighter. You make my world brighter Shauna: [holds Melissa's hands] Lottie and Van: I know what you are.

Akilah: Why are there eggs here? Lottie: [Walks into the kitchen and gasps] Lottie: How dare you touch Eggward and Eggsupercalifragilisticexpialidocious like that!  Akilah: What- Travis, walking in: How are the twins?

Van, to Taissa: If your eyes start hurting, what you've got to do is lay down and close them for a while... Now that's a really cool little maneuver that those in the medical field like to call 'sleep'.

Misty: I don't miss Nat Lottie: I didn't say you did Misty: But you thought it Lottie: Wasn't thinking a thing Misty, looking at a picture of Nat in her wallet: I don't miss her Callie: Sure... Lottie and Callie: Lottie: You miss her, dont you? Misty, crying: Yes.