If you’re rude to me under the pretence of a joke, I hope you choke on glass shards and rusted nails that rupture your vocal cords so you can never form words ever again. Happy forgiveness day, or whatever and goodnight.

‧₊˚ ⋅* ‧₊ Yior’s Cutesy Corner — #fallfrisson ㅤ Open now! For everyone to try their skills of decorating cookies (don’t worry, I have ready-made ornaments too). You can create and eat as many as your tummy can take. Don’t mind my camera, it’s for memories. ㅤ

I am just a boy, I lose my mind if I don’t get my energy outlet in the gym everyday. 🎀

FUN FACTS ABOUT RED PANDAS, THE— I want you. I want you so fucking bad.

Sorry, that was a moment of weakness. Who’s up and ready to touch tips?

Being a perfectionist is not cute, it’s such a fatal flaw — I will lose sleep, skip meals and still end up self sabotaging if I don’t think it’s perfect. I don’t even try until I know I’ll be good at it and if I am not, I have the worst of the lows.

Good morning, my blossoms, please say it back and run a fucking bulldozer over me.

“Comfort movie” and it’s a movie that makes me want to fucking die.

who up feeling like kafka

Went thrifting for the first time ever, now my aesthetic is WHORE.

I love Halsey and her penmanship so much, like I need someone to pull apart her lyrics with me.

Can y’all wish your favorite parasocial tl boyfriend (me) a lil happy boyfriend’s day?

Cooked for 1.5 hours, burnt three fingers, used every pan I had, just to devour this meal in 5 minutes. Maybe I need to break another bone.

America, y’all are fucking dumb and I’ll stay being the #1 hater forever. Burn in hell.

Look alive everyone, daddy’s finally home. x.com/dailyfratharry…

I made truffle cake, who all want a bite?

Meditation and masturbation both start with M for a reason.

me when i randomly pop out after having an anxiety hiatus HELLO???????