It’s not about drugs. If it was, Trump wouldn’t have pardoned one of the largest narco traffickers in the world last month. It’s about oil and regime change. And they need a trial now to pretend that it isn’t. Especially to distract from Epstein + skyrocketing healthcare costs.

So cool. 53 years ago today, School House Rock Premiered. Have you ever wondered who the voice was behind your favorite School House Rock songs? Meet Jack Sheldon and Bob Dorough performing a live rendition of Conjunction Junction.

This is straight out of Stalin’s Soviet Union or today’s North Korea: the White House has launched a full-blown January 6 revisionist website, claiming the rioters were “peaceful patriotic protesters,” blaming Nancy Pelosi and Democrats for “security lapses,” asserting that

This view of Abbey Murphy's assist to Bella Fanale yesterday is ridiculous. The guts to try this at full speed, and skill to pull it off...she's a fun player to watch.

Fun fact: a group of emus is called a ‘mob.’

I would lay on railroad tracks for Sidney Crosby.

Did the country name sign holders all just have cataract surgery? #olympics #OpeningCeremony #milano2026

Whenever I watch the Opening Ceremonies of an The Olympic Games, I think of the immortal words that George W. Bush said to Michelle Obama: "This is some weird shit." #WinterOlympics #OpeningCeremony #milano2026 #olympics

Ah, Czechia out here wearing sweaters from the Bill Cosby collection. #winterolympics #olympics #MilanoCortinaOlympic2026 #openingceremonies

Bitch stole my look, Olympics edition. . . . #figureskating #winterolympics #MilanoCortinaOlympic2026

Whipped out my 2002 Salt Lake City swag that I got as in United Airlines Airline's "Everyday Heroes" promotion - they sent me to the SLC games! Felt right seeing how the French ice dancing judge seemingly engaged in some shady shit this time around too. #WinterOlympics #teamusa

unfortunately my body doesn't know the difference between watching figure skating and being held at gunpoint

Roses are red, Violets are blue, When you omit me, Chaos ensues. With love, warmth, and wit, The Oxford Comma

I’m sorry if u don’t want Miami (OH) in the tournament ur an absolute dork

I am going to eat the forbidden Grape Owl Gummy and learn the language of gods