Just tried pressing my lock button on my car keys to lock my apartment door... thanksgiving isn’t done with me yet

I wish I had I picture with Rob Panel to repost and wish him happy birthday 🤷🏻‍♂️

If you want a quick laugh, find your pets horoscope, and read it out loud to their face

The older you get, the more you you appreciate the gift of socks on Christmas. #toastytoes

Fortnight streamer said I had a “YouTube” voice... so I should give up my day job and make $1.8 mil like that 8 year old kid right?

Mariota and Tannehill! Are you kidding me!

He started the dance battle with the violin... I answered either the chehlo, klello, chello??

“Take care of your bread, take care of your bodies and take care of your mentals.” -BM

😂 imagine 5 min mic’d up scoop and wack #umassdays

Yelling “Kobe” when I threw anything in the trash resembling a ball was a must. I promise you there will be a lot more emotion in this habit now. RIP #8 words can’t express how your passing has tugged on the heartstrings of any fan of competition #RIPMamba

It’s terrible when youth players classify their mistakes as “dumb plays” Don’t down your IQ. It’s not a “dumb play” it’s most likely due to inexperience. All it takes is time and practice to correct it.

To whom this may concern... people standing up as soon as the plane lands will and always be the biggest pet peeve of air travel Maine.com if you wanna convo for a solution #letsgo #teamstayinyourseat

Officially lost it, it’s almost mid February and I just found myself humming “jingle bells” #dinaling

The Hammer Heads 😂 Either way, glad another team is in New England

New team = another expansion draft? #nooneissafe

Taking this time to announce that I have accepted the Head Coaching position at Beverly Highschool. I’ve been playing this game long enough, it is time to take a step back and share the knowledge to help grow the next generation #LetsgoPanthers

MLB is going through such a rough patch right now with cheating scandals, lack of viewership and desperate potential playoff restructuring... is this decade the 10 year span where lacrosse gets more than just a foot in the door as the premier spring/ summer sport to watch?

Quick thought, 2 years from this date will be a palindrome

Up by three with one quarter to go! #ReadyForBattle #MLL20