I tried holding the door open for a girl but she kept screaming "I'm peeing in here!" Fucking bitch.

Why have sex when you can get fucked by schoolwork

If you don't complain about an 8am on social media did you even take that class?

Unicycle kid doesn't even need to lock his unicycle cuz who else knows how to ride a fucking unicycle

I can't get wifi in my dorm but the Taliban can upload videos from caves in Afghanistan

God bless America, land of the free and home of the Wolfpack

She said whisper something sexy.... I said Go Pack.

The people who answered my webassign 7 years ago on yahoo answers.. You're the real MVP

If you have $100, and your girlfriend has $100, then your girlfriend has $200.

Can we talk about the fact that I have to pay money to do my homework?

They've stopped serving ice water at UNC games. The man with the recipe finally graduated.

NC State. Came for the education, stayed for the ice cream and chairs.

Just failed an exam, but at least I failed at NCSU.

Favorite sign from yesterday's game was "sack him right in the pocket"

Wasn't planning on going out, but according to my fake ID it's my birthday sooo

RIP to my GPA

There's an 80% chance of rain and a 100% chance I'm not going to class

📉 Oh look! A GPA emoji.....

Choose a major you love and you'll never work a day in your life because that field probably isn't hiring