Trader Joe’s die hard fans are the Zionists of grocery shoppers.

Called it. and i was just joking around

Jesus Christ. I just got the worst phone call of my life. I have to go back to high school this Fall because I forgot to go to home room

{hearing a Van Halen solo and imagining a big guitar, also forgetting the word for synesthesia } Oh my God.. I think I have bibimbap

It’s getting more difficult to compartmentalize. I don’t feel we should be able to compartmentalize in the first place. I feel unbelievably guilty and ashamed promoting shows and new music. It feels like everything should be focused on Gaza and ICE and climate catastrophe.

Anyway, new project album release today. If this sounds interesting to you, you can check it out on Bandcamp, it’s called “void jazz” and the project is called prepare thyself

happy to announce i have been diagnosed with something that justifies my behavior

I’ve gotten much worse at posting over the past few years because I’ve been trying to get better at doing this. Huge thanks to Pulse Demon (Taylor’s Version) for coming out and capturing my Big Big Solo

if your Jeep got no doors I'm #sucking on all your damn rubber duckies

Draining my cyst. Be back soon

I wanted someone to do the speech bubble quote thing with this post using Richard Kind, cause I don’t know how to. But I guess nobody wants to make me happy

Wenders something I want I cop it on a Wim

Is this real?

Anthony Bourdain as a fly: Life is short. Leave some fruit on the counter. Open the windows, let the flies in. Open the doors, let flies into the rooms. Let flies in through doors and windows.