Plugged into the Matrix with a VGA cable

Ambuelita 💛

Me calling in sick the day after Thanksgiving

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You ain’t that special, Mexico. The U.S also has its own decrepit corpses in congress.

If Pokemon were real, Mexicans would make tacos out of half of them

Shout out to Grimace for supporting a Free-Palestine. Go off, purple king 💜

Yeah I play sports. I play whatever position allows me to lay down like this

Seeing Gary O’Neil pass around notes to the Wolves players really shows that he’s a Stationary Girly at heart 📝💕 ⚽️ #WolChe

What millennials lack in property ownership, they make up in hoarded boxes

New genocidal imperialism option just dropped! Now available in brown.

I don’t support all women. Some of them are Chelsea fans #WOLCHE

Cuándo se hubieran imaginado darle la razón a Eugenio Derbez y funar a Guillermo del Toro sobre el mismo tema. Lo que nos está haciendo como sociedad esa película es imperdonable.

Adulting is the perpetual cleaning filters you didn’t even know you had.

Huda and Jeremiah #LoveIsland

Where can I get a Shohei Ohtani photo card? #DodgersWin

Stray Kids are working so hard to seal the Honmoon.

maldito dinero honesto no alcanza para nada

As a person dealing with the US healthcare system, how can I get in on that kind of SKZ Code hospital check up?