Somewhere in the world there is a tree that sprouted the same day you were born and has been growing along with you.

Firefighting drones in testing phase. Could be excellent idea for high rise buildings 🙌💦🔥

Hoes b bad friends but a good bitch to a terrible nigga

the feminine urge to

megan fox looking like a goddess

ESPECIALLY for the teen vogue party.

Even turtles can be passenger princesses

The Office…is ass. Dry ass yt ppl humor is never funny.

Girl math is not taking pain meds when you have cramps to see how long you can take the pain for and if you take the meds it means you’re weak

it's spooky season!

My life could be falling apart but 1 girls night will have me living laughing loving

i wanna bump into a man in the library and drop my books then he help me pick them up and we fall in love

This has to be the greatest squirrel feeder ever!

courteney cox and matthew perry, 1997.

me when i like u

For Thanksgiving don’t ask me about my life, just pass the liquor

People my age are on baby #2 and I’m on drink #5

Only hot girls don’t have a boyfriend right now

let everyone know, flirtinis are the official drink for this summer!