WAIT. LMAO. Thats the first funny joke Ive ever heard Kimmel say

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Rich people don't die if you tax them more, but vulnerable people do die if you cut their welfare.

MAGA: "You wouldn't hate Trump if he was a Democrat." ME: "Dude. Donald Trump was a Democrat for most of his life and we liberals hated him so badly that he had to switch parties to get supporters."

HE'S A REPUBLICAN HE'S A REPUBLICAN HE'S A REPUBLICAN

And so is his wife!

He seems pretty sane to me

#Pete2028

RFK Jr has cut Alzheimers research. Alzheimers. One of the most devastating, urgent and increasing health problems we face today. He's not interested. He's a nasty piece of work.

Awww. Did the pathetic first lady get her feelings hurt? Plus Stormy Daniel's really let her have it Way to go Stormy

Yesterday, Governor DeSantis released a congressional map that violates Florida’s Fair Districts Amendment to give Republicans more seats. If he thought it was right, he’d let the voters decide. It’s illegal — and it should be struck down.

The lame duck Governor is a failure. Floridians are getting crushed by rising gas prices, skyrocketing home insurance and devastating inflation. The Republican solution is to illegally gerrymander the congressional map. Pathetic.

It's day 59 of Trump's war with Iran. Gas prices are 40% higher since the war began.

Obama: Married to 1 woman. No affairs. 8 years as POTUS. No scandals Never demanded anything named after himself. Never sold pardons. Oversaw the capture and killing of Bin Laden. Worked to bring down our debt. Not DOUBLE it. Won a NOBLE w/out whining and crying publicly for

Why does Donald Trump need to put his stupid fucking face on everything?

A record 55% of Americans say their financial situation is worsening. So what are trump and Republicans focused on? -$400 million trump ballroom -Massive arch in DC to honor trump -Putting trump’s face on U.S. passports NOVEMBER IS COMING

IN HONOR OF CALIFORNIA’S 175TH ANNIVERSARY, WE WILL BE ROLLING OUT A VERY SPECIAL DRIVER’S LICENSE FOR EVERY CALIFORNIAN THIS SUMMER! IT WILL FEATURE A HANDSOME, HIGH-QUALITY PHOTO OF ME, GAVIN C. NEWSOM. MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING IT’S THE BEST LICENSE EVER MADE IN THE HISTORY OF

Jimmy Kimmel on Tuesday night's 'Jimmy Kimmel Live': "Only Donald Trump would demand I be fired for making a joke about his old age, and then a day later, go out and make a joke about his own old age."

Good Wednesday