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Day 2. I woke and found myself on a beach on an island. I looked along the shore for drift wood to build a fire and fashion some sort of shelter. I found some discarded fishing net and set up a trap. Then Sandi reminded me I was on an all inclusive holiday in a 4 star hotel

Skiing with my son in Hemel Hempstead. I am definitely getting my ski mojo back. Unfortunately my fitness mojo has gone forever.

Hey gang. I’ve written a novel!! Called “Whatever Happened to Oliver Twist”. Standby for further details.

I have a nephew who looks like Brian Habana but his 6ft 2 and white. Almost inseparable

The anniversary of Agincourt & the charge of the light brigade. Celebrated in style. Cherry bums and two fingers

Fun guys on my 11am tour.

Hilarious stories of macabre executions at London Tower with Mark Anderson

We few we happy few we band of brothers (and sisters)

My happy campers on the 10:30 tour

Kids love gory stories.

Me and Clive at our Xmas strategy meeting

I'm a bit fed up being bothered by tourists wanting photos.

And introducing my very good friend. Davis William

Fed up with people coming around poncing food off us.

Will this he'll never end. Holly Valance very pleasant lady

To all veterans marching today, have a great time and remember the great friends we have all lost #WeWillRemeberThem

Cameron and May, walk down Brick Lane with a can of beer, then tell me this tragedy won't be repeated here. Kensington will be ok though.

So after a stroll along the Embracado I had to insist that one lady that she should take her boobs off my eyes.

Just posted a photo @ Playa de Las Canteras instagram.com/p/Ba4zIP3FOyO/