With Elijah Wood and the axe from “Mandy”.

So, everything Punk said on the show was accurate? (As narrated by Phil Brooks.)

Mission Accomplished All Elite Wrestling

As an EVP, the mission of Kenny Omega was to keep Larry The Dog safe at Brawl Out. He is also a strong believer of fighting. He and CM Punk reached out to each other.

Omega: - I’m a terrible EVP - my goal was to protect Larry over anyone else - believes in fighting to get it out of your system - has spoken to Punk & they have mutual respect Kenny is very likable and level headed here. The young bucks are the worst.

.Mike Johnson doesn't get enough credit because he stays under the radar, but he's been the most consistently accurate reporter of the past 30 years or so. Respect.

I wonder if @DaxFTR is going to regret losing his credibility for some extra cash? Fuckin’ sellout.

Is Tony Khan autistic? I'm not trying to be mean, just asking.

Why are people always line-cutting at Southwest Airlines?

Why is Stephen A Smith so fucking stupid?

Kendrick Lamar sends Canadian Drake back into his wheelchair with Sweet Chin Music à la Bret Hart and Shawn Michaels when talking about family values. we not like you

Remember when Amare got suspended for taking two steps onto the court? And it cost us a ring?

A.I. is a bad thing.

A.I sucks. Can we just get rid of it?

Oh absolutely! Did Bret Hart ever get a 6 star match from Dave Meltzer? TBH, Julia Hart is by far the best wrestler from the Hart family 🥰🥰🥰

A wave of depression out of nowhere is no fun.

I don’t get it! Biden was doing LITERALLY AMAZING up until just last night! He was sharp! He was decent! He was gliding up & down short flights of stairs! Then, OUT OF NOWHERE, he shows up completely senile to an important roast battle??!

Kevin Durant on trade rumors: “You can just make up lies and everybody's going to believe you, you can just press the 'KD wants to leave' button anytime you want some attention... It bothers me that people lie like that and it bothers me that the audience eats up lies.” (via

Donald Trump BLEW HULK HOGAN A KISS! ☠️ 💀