You ever hold an iPhone without a case on it? You can almost feel its eagerness to toss itself onto some pavement.

Choosing medicine was the worst decision of my life, and I literally pay the price everyday, I have no passion for this soulless joyless field left in me, yet I keep clinging to one wrong decision made years ago on my behalf because I don’t know what else to do

I have read through this engagement and the worst bit is that you can actually see that evolutionary gap. 😂

Happy International Women's Day to every female doctor that has to say "I'm not a nurse" everyday💜

i love being strict. it’s healthy for people to know that no matter how important they are, they aren’t bigger than the program.

If smoking weed makes you paranoid and anxious that's because you approached the joint with impure thoughts and a heavy karmic debt..

After sparking a fat blunt>>>

Loyalty & orgasms. That's all she wants and food... don't forget food. And weed...dont forget weed

fortunately you can invite me for both! i’m every woman, it’s all in me.

Nurse hutoa wapi audacity ya ku lecture madaktari kwa ward? Mimi si I will walk on you the moment nafeel you want to lecture me.

I'm not ready to sacrifice my WEED money for PAMPERS at all

It actually smells like roasted or burnt goat 🥲

“Sell Bruno and buy baleba” May the lightening of the lord strike thee

United being 3rd is so crazy considering how shocking their start of the season was

anything my baby wants ,my baby gets . even if he wants me to appear in front of him ,i’ll do it .

The cool thing about weed is that you can smoke until the point of no return, and still return.

Oh you female doctors!!! 😍😍

smoking weed when you're a beautiful girl feels so good like damn i'm so fuckin high and beautiful

Elimination. I hate ward rounds, I try to keep my interaction with patients at a minimum, I’m not really interested in surgery and I like money 🙂