You golf? No but I can get drunk and drive the golf cart

If you ain’t down to chug margs with me on $3 marg night I ain’t want it

get you a man who knows the sidewalk rule

it feels like summer 🌞

my toxic trait is wanting to rear end every car that drives slow in front of me

the student in me is on life support

statistics is the bane of my existence🥰

to have a shooting in Tulsa is to have a shooting in our backyard, but a shooting anywhere is one too many. our country is obviously sick and we need to step forward and step up. prayers to families and loved ones involved; at a loss.

a drunk cig to me is like giving a mouse a cookie

i'm poor but never too poor for iced coffee

wait for the man that's sure about you

Someone can treat you better in 3 months than someone else has in 3 years

Giveaway♠️ Like, comment, and retweet- Gotta follow me to win- I’ll announce the winner Feb 4;) style of your choice!

HATE REMOVING MASCARA

Don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya, sis!