When the morning coffee hits at the most inconvenient time, so you contemplate wearing a diaper so you don’t miss Matt Rife tickets going on sale.

Got ‘em!!!! Matt Rife Going to my third MR show. Is it April 2024 yet?😂

Don’t ask why I don’t feel bad for them #Submersible #Titan #TitanicRescue #titanicsub #titanicsubmarine #oceangate

Let the six days off begin!

I worked at Subway® sixteen years ago. For $8 an hour. Now these kids made $18 an hour base pay and can’t even get a sandwich right. Ever. At any location.🤦🏻‍♀️

THE MOST OVER HYPED EVENT OF THE YEAR 😭😭

The Patriots offensive line this season

RIP Matthew Perry

This Sunday at Fenway… third time in a year and a half seeing Matt Rife!!🙌🏼

I can’t believe I’m on Eminem’s album

Not that I should be eating Taco Bell anyway, but holy FUCK close your Main Street Nashua, NH location. Bunch of fucking stoners and addicts that can NEVER get an order right.

The Patriots The Patriots in we grew up with: 2023:

Spend a decade training. Counting every calorie. Measuring every vital. Getting 8.15 hours of sleep every night. Only to lose out on an Olympic medal because your dong wasn’t tucked. Devastating.

Week Won.

Post Malone: “I wrote this song about the Chiefs and the referees” Plays “I Had Some Help” 💀🤣

The goddamn MBTA already risking everyone’s lives with no AC or airflow on the green line. Internal temperature is at 97. This is insane.

And here come the ‘THANK YOU BOSTON’ chants for Marchy 😂 Bruins fans you may want to keep scrolling.

Sharon Osbourne straightening Ozzy’s hair with an iron. That’s the tweet.

RIP the the Prince of Darkness.🤟🏼

THIS TEAM IS GOING TO THE FUCKING SUPERBOWL!!!!