how ppl who don’t shower before bed sleep:

i need more piercings

i can't believe caskets cost bout $7,000.. y'all can just airfry me

“universe give me a sign on what i should do” the sign:

ppl who let the seatbelt noise go off the whole ride 🚩

*grabs my own ass* nice

hello sharks today i’m asking for $1M bc i’m just a girl

she’s a 10 but adds “fr” at the end of her sentences. (me fr)

OnlyFans but it’s just me having a mental breakdown

𝚟𝚒𝚋𝚒𝚗 🧡🍄🌤️💋

when someone asks: “what’s ur snap?”

feed me chicken wings and tell me i’m pretty

i sit on my mans lap like it’s my designated throne

i feel like bouncing on my man like the Pixar lamp

i just wanna sit outside and have a margarita

like zoinks scoob i’m just a girl

if i put my brain in rice will it fix my mental illness

i want to carve a pumpkin already

me after eating Taco Bell