Just remember: 68% men have visible abs 86% men bench 220 lbs 90% men run sub 20 5k 113% men squat 315 lbs You're doing worse than you thought

If another driver lets you in and you don't give a thank you wave, you're retarded.

Im going for a generational prediction today. Steelers are trading their first round pick on the clock to the Jags for BTJ and later round picks. N8 has to me kiss me if im right.

My final mock. (I haven't researched anything this year)

“Sorry kids, but daddy can’t put you to bed on Thursday night. I’ll be in Pittsburgh dressed as a Bengal Tiger watching 20 year olds get jobs.”

Steelers WR depth chart in 2025: 1-DK Metcalf 2-Calvin Austin III 3-Marques Valdes-Scantling Steelers WR depth chart in 2026: 1-DK Metcalf 2-Michael Pittman Jr 3-Germie Bernard That's a significant upgrade.

If we reverse sweep ill cry tears of joy. Need to get it rolling tonight. Expectations are low but I hope to see some heart atleast. Give me Raks to open it up tn.

Sidney Crosby in 7.

Me when crosby dunks his fat ball sack on the flyers

Not gonna lie, my whole life I thought saying Crosby was the goat was a hot take. I just did 45 seconds of research and learned that he is absolutely the best player in NHL history

PENS ARE BATTLING LET’S GOOOO BOYS

WHAT THE FUCK IS A FLYER!!??!!! GAME 6!!! HE'S COMING!!!

2 MORE TO GO!!

Anthony Mantha folks. Most fraudulent 30 goal scorer in NHL history.

Just be grateful you’re going to wake up tomorrow not in Philadelphia.

1975

there are penguins fans out there who are more passionate at the prospect of the canes sweeping the flyers than some canes fans are. hatred is such a beautiful thing.

Duke losing to Houston last year. I didnt talk at the bar for atleast an hour.

My son just asked me if he has to wear a shirt to Taco Bell and honestly I don't know