Why, when I poop, does the toilet water hit my butt?

Twitch ANZ asapjoey ☝️🩸 only 235 subs away from level 10. LETS GET HIM THERE twitch.tv/asapjoey

Now, we finally know who is in Paris. It's Joey in Paris!! LETS GOOOOOOOO!! BRAH! asapjoey ☝️🩸 and the supportive, wholesome community! Hope you enjoy your holiday and TwitchConEU ya absolute Legend

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I am about to smoke a fat doobie for the first time holy shit balls.

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JUICD GIVEAWAY!!!! Win yourself a shaker and some sample flavours of JUICD, the ultimate gaming accessory. You must be following myself as well as LIKE and RETWEET to ENTER! Will be drawn Christmas eve and winner will be notified in the comments!

HOLEY SHIT BALLS, I EJACULATED!! I GOT MY INSTA ACCOUNT BACK!! Thanks Instagram and the twitter bot accounts for the clout. Cheers guys!

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new year, same me, same old shit. Now, fuck off. 🖕🏻

january 21st and onwards is my 4 years on twitch celebration - the not a subathon! it's not quite a subathon but has a lot of elements and pre-planned content including the 4 years timeline, pokemon emerald kaizo and more. hope to see you there for the shitshow x

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April 18th starting 6pm i'm celebrating my 2 years as a twitch partner! always grateful for my close community to get me here and for me to keep full time streaming. i'm taking a week break to celebrate a close friend and mod's wedding. hope to see you next week!❤️ Twitch ANZ

november 17th we'll be starting the first asapjoey TLE (twitch live event) which goes hand in hand with Twitch ANZ subfest! all funds will be going towards me and 𝕁𝕒𝕫𝕫𝕪 𝕎𝕙𝕪𝕥𝕖 to go to elimination chamber in february! subathon will start on the 20th. road to perth starts now❤️

I was told during my 2 week donate-athon that Elgato Miguel Lozada Michael Artress are looking for more creators. I introduce myself, the tribal chief of Twitch ANZ . Donation Chamber: Post-Show Conference 4/12/23 shoutout to everyone who made it possible to get me and

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monday 15th april I’ll be celebrating 3 years as twitch partner, and I have a few things I’ve prepared to make this more of a monumental event. sunday I’ve got a video I’ll premiere on stream telling some key moments that’s gone down in those 3 years. pay attention because as

⭐ROG STRIX LC III 240 ARGB COOLER GIVEAWAY⭐ 🩸follow asapjoey ☝️🩸 +1 🩸like + repost +2 🩸tag a friend +1 🩸follow me on twitch dot tv / asapjoey +1 ends 31-august. thank you to these amazing brands for helping me do this! ROG Australia & New Zealand Scorptec Computers #ROG #ASUS #Scorptec #giveaway #ad

🚨GIVEAWAY TIME! 🚨 this week i'll be hosting community games with battlefield 6 and giving away 2 FREE CODES all thanks to ROG Australia & New Zealand ! must do the following: 🩸following asapjoey ☝️🩸 on x 🩸like and repost 🩸extra entry for tagging 2 friends below 🩸MUST be active in twitch chat