I cannot stop laughing at this

overturning roe v wade in the middle of a housing crisis, a formula shortage and a mass shooting epidemic in a country without free healthcare. it’s not pro-life. it’s not smart. it’s dystopian.

THIS. PARTY. IS. ALL THE WAY. OVER. #FoundAWay #GoAvsGo

one margarita from taco cabana would kill Joe Biden

Midnights, the stories of 13 sleepless nights scattered throughout my life, will be out October 21. Meet me at midnight. Pre-order now: taylor.lnk.to/taylorswiftmid…

i’m entering my baby era

i’ve been at this college for 3 weeks and haven’t seen one single riff off

If I have to watch Zach shower one more FCKN time #TheBachelor #Bachelor

The announcement was also confirmation that Taylor did, in fact, release If This Was A Movie (Taylor’s Version) separately so that Speak Now could be entirely self-written. 22 songs, 6 of them from the vault, means one is left behind. It’s what she deserves. Incredible move.

oh you’re surprised that perfect angel cillian murphy is 5”7 ??? tall men only get tall because they’re so full of ill will that it stretches out their bones. read even half a wiki page i beg

me at work

in the UK. Even the sticks here look British

fruit boyfriend? girl breakfast???

Feels wrong for women to be playing soccer while I'm just sitting here watching. I should be helping them

having a little weekend treat 😋

Her: are you fucking stupid Me:

Bro last night was a tale as old as time

It’s important to ask what’s the worst that could happen? And then dwell on that