That time Kobe: A thread

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Can’t sleep. Thinking about the time that bowling guy screamed “who do you think you are, I am”

I’m gonna have a kid and name him fucking Sponk hahahahahaha

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And Imma squeeze yo titties on camera.

No jokes no funny shit my daddy got banned from CiCis in the 90s cuz they said he was putting pizza in a suitcase

Call me the Goat like they call J. Cole

I want to fight David guetta in the octagon

I want all my fat homies to have a race on my birthday.

40 cheesy bean and rice burritos strapped to my chest through customs, clutching my rosary

That time John Cena announced the death of Osama Bin Laden after Extreme Rules 2011

Smoking Marlboro reds watching Wipeout on dvd… don’t text…

Everybody congratulate Rozay on getting his first cow. x.com/BayouBeeUN/sta…