i’m at the point where i’m hungover by simply witnessing the revival of nightlife via social media

i just had a memory resurface of the time i went on a cruise by myself with my grandparents when i was 14 and they accidentally left me in puerto rico and i wasn’t allowed to get back on the ship because i had no ID

mark my words the next civil war will be when the homophobes find out that Elsa has a gf in Frozen 3

i need a toe reduction there is no reason for them to be existing long as fuck like this got damn

wfh vibes🦋

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i grew up without religion and when i asked why my mom simply told me that when i grow up i can choose to believe in whatever i want to believe in and wow i am so thankful for that

get a cat they said

y’all

i’m really fucking sick of missing my friends

i had a very bad allergic reaction to an antibiotic the other week and my son didn’t leave my side. he kept bringing me his puffs i’m sobbing

sumn bout giving a toddler explosives isn’t sitting right with me

is being productive a drug this isn’t a question the answer is yes

simply do not ask me to remind you to not forget something

everything is fine and then one day you look at your avi and think who the fuck is that bitch