my goal is to look like i was written by guillermo del toro 🕯️

How do people still not understand that babies literally move womens organs around, including the lungs (!) and displaces, sometimes even breaks their ribs and pelvic bones? And Tiny is carrying 2! Pregnancy is dangerous, and it's a genuine miracle that ANY woman survives it.

People who have apartment windows that face the street and put their Christmas trees in them, thank you for your service

Something about honeybees saving the girls is so poetic

Every sentence of this is even better than the last.

no one delivers that cara mia like he does

my role at thanksgiving dinner is to blair witch it alone in the corner

Happy Thanksgiving! 🦃

these will never not be funny

Watching beginner artists attempt difficult things will always be infinitely more interesting than AI slop

feel free to dress slutty at my funeral it’s what i would have wanted

it was always a grift. they’re trying to brainwash you into thinking you want or even NEED generative AI because their fortune depends on it.

This would definitely earn an F in my class. My students know I do not play about citations. Yall act like religious scholars don’t exist??? If you have these values you swear by, why don’t you value them enough to study them deeply and seriously? Let’s be for real!

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I wish for any of us to know such joy

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People invest themselves in arguing about the craziest stuff on here. Is it unethical to have AI write your PhD thesis? Obviously. Is Virginia Woolf a good author? Obviously. Is that 650 word college essay bad? Obviously. No further comment.