hell yas! congratz #alg !!! so happy for you! :D

The ref looks like he is soooo done with this shit. Go #NED coz i swear im going to fall asleep soon!!!

Hello facebook. Manjeet Singh is here. #NumberSign

worst game eveeeeer... #NED #CRC

Kendall: why are you calling me we haven't talked in months Harry: do you think you could ask Kim to fix the game

I just entered for a chance to win a secret opportunity with Taylor Swift! You can too! smarturl.it/1989ers #1989ers

There is no way that you can start you day better than with Queen tyler oakley and #PsychoBabble 💅💁🙌

1989 by Taylor Swift is currently #1 in 88 Markets Globally on iTunes! Best Fans Ever. #Swiftober

Hey, #AlexFromTarget, it's #EllenFromEllen

#20ThingsIWantFor2015 19 billion $ and a puppy.

#ONEDIRECTIONBRIT

Always have struggled to bite my tongue

Naughty Boy you fat joke stop pretending we're friends no one knows you .

Off to the job centre ... Hope it all works out

Damnit, Fox! I said no toy fairs! Totally spoiling key #Deadpool scenes… imgur.com/a/ZD3GM

Actually DEADPOOL was going to host back in the 90s, but then this happened. Thank god Tom Hanks was available. amp.twimg.com/v/f5428dc7-6cf…

#BRITVIDDRAGMEDOWN

My daughter just sneezed into my yawning mouth. Seemed really fucking pleased with herself. Joke's on her. She'll have to bury me someday.

Proud of my baby daughter placing last in her old-timey, bare-knuckle street fighting class. Congrats to her 31 year old opponent, Rick.