Hey - why does Tom Hanks only seem to be talking out of one side of his mouth?

Serious question

Morning relaxation instagram.com/p/CK5QH6TjBBk9…

always a risky time when ydnkwyas starts RTing...

ydnkwyas

I followed this old Twitter search link: x.com/search?f=tweet… to see what my Twitter timeline would have looked like in 2008.

I literally have to have a delivery en route to me at all times, is this a sickness

Wine drunk so I booked a flight to LA 🤷🏻‍♀️

adele Whaaaaaaaattttt

After seeing all of those Marvel movies, I still think Michael Keaton was the best Batman

The 4th of July is the only night of the summer when me and my ragtag group of friends get to play baseball at the park for just a little while longer

It’s been a hundred years since the origin of this joke so it’s time for an update. “Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup.” “Sir, this is a Wendy’s.”

The absolute high of being a 13-year-old at home on a Friday night starting an X-Files episode and seeing “William B. Davis” on the lower third - you knew you were in for some cool-as-hell alien stuff that week

My bundle of joy @ Chennai, India instagram.com/p/CmRZYaXPMXIf…

Bad Medical Takes Narrator: “turns out, you CAN make this up.”

CANARY the MOTHA🤰🏾

“Older means we’re still here” still reeling from that TLOU episode 😭

Scott Simons One of my favorite games, played it multiple times…Bill and Frank are in it but nowhere near what they did in the show. It’s a real testament to Neil Druckmann (and Maker Hundred) being willing to depart from his own source material to create something even more beautiful

Patch notes with a distinct air of menace