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Yatesy

@yatesytime

standup comic. wannabe tv writer. food blogger. lover of sandwiches & toy robots. dork. will make fun of your dad. READY TO BE STAFFED! #staffme

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Over 2,300 pounds of meth were found hidden in celery at a Georgia farmers market. Sure is a peppy alternative to cream cheese!

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A truck spilled hundreds of pounds of boxes of raisins all over the highway. Preschools everywhere lowered their coloring pages to half staff.

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People keep saying that things are slowly picking up in the entertainment biz. If anyone out there is looking to sign a comedy tv/movie writer, hit me up! #writerscommunity

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A whale watching trip in California came across a Great White Shark feeding on an Elephant Seal. Said Shark “just doing some self care and taking myself out to eat”.

A whale watching trip in California came across a Great White Shark feeding on an Elephant Seal. Said Shark “just doing some self care and taking myself out to eat”.
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Armie Hammer announced his comeback will be a podcast. It’s entitled “How To Cook 40 humans”. I’ll see myself out.

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Seems like the 70’s are having their revenge, taking Jimmy Carter and Linda Lavin. Would somebody PLEASE keep an eye on Willie Tyler and Lester?

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Saw a dude on a dating app saying he’s looking for someone with “attention to detail”. He fired me before I could even swipe left.