You would be a stupido if you missed this video. (I’m sorry)

Over 2,300 pounds of meth were found hidden in celery at a Georgia farmers market. Sure is a peppy alternative to cream cheese!

Peter Marshall, from Hollywood Squares, has died at 98. I guess X finally took his square. (I’ll see myself out).

A truck spilled hundreds of pounds of boxes of raisins all over the highway. Preschools everywhere lowered their coloring pages to half staff.

Today In 1988: Los Angeles #Dodgers manager Tommy Lasorda fights the Phillie Phanatic! #MLB #Phillies #Baseball #History

People keep saying that things are slowly picking up in the entertainment biz. If anyone out there is looking to sign a comedy tv/movie writer, hit me up! #writerscommunity

If you are wondering if I’m old, whenever I see the Miami Dolphins colors, I call them “The Howard Johnsons”.

This is my week

This guy NAILS IT about the A's moving and how Fisher is a piece of crap. #SellTheTeam

A whale watching trip in California came across a Great White Shark feeding on an Elephant Seal. Said Shark “just doing some self care and taking myself out to eat”.

#redoctober

Armie Hammer announced his comeback will be a podcast. It’s entitled “How To Cook 40 humans”. I’ll see myself out.

Do the World Series patches in the uniforms look like cheap stickers or is it me? #WorldSeries2024

Linda McMahon is the nominee to run The Dept of Education. Spandex is now required for gym class.

Happy Victory Monday in Phillywood

Who can relate? #screenwriting

Seems like the 70’s are having their revenge, taking Jimmy Carter and Linda Lavin. Would somebody PLEASE keep an eye on Willie Tyler and Lester?

Hey look! It’s a Nazi salute by a Nazi and another Nazi!

Saw a dude on a dating app saying he’s looking for someone with “attention to detail”. He fired me before I could even swipe left.

This kid is going to be a beast! And he just took his first step! #LetsGoFlyers