you just gotta fuck up your first bag, financial literacy comes w xp

OP fans acting like this shit is groundbreaking as if I didn’t see Tom doing this shit to slime out Jerry 14 years ago

niggas wanna be high earners but won’t sharpen skills. won’t read. won’t study. won’t apply. won’t negotiate. you want $150k effort with $60k discipline. that’s not how this works.

I call this “engineering risk into my life” - I discovered that I am very lucid under pressure. So I seek it out on purpose.

=XLOOKUP

The kind of jobs we lose to technology

That “FAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH” adlib is the funniest thing on the internet rn

Na vdd eu quero dar o mínimo de dinheiro possível pra artista enquanto mais fudido eles são melhor sao as músicas nao pode deixar ficar muito rico se não relaxa

I gotta control my language now

my quality of life would probably be significantly better if i deleted twitter but unfortunately some of you people are really funny

I’m crying 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

damn. some things you take for granted, i’m so happy for him.

Boss just text our work group and asked who wants breakfast as he’s buying. Small gestures like that do mean a lot and it’s why working in the office always beats work from home. You get to learn from experienced colleagues. Unfortunately as it’s Ramadan I’ve reported him to HR.

Ever since I was a young child I yearned to synthesise workflows and streamline operational processes

you must be #hallucinating

future - accepting my flaws

A gold and green face day date, after the Wimbledon yesterday. What a special collection and he casually laughed it off 🤣🤣🤣 I SIMPLY NEED TO GO HARDER

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

My neighbour said he’d knock for me and I haven’t heard that in sooooooooooooo long. He acc did too.

The Rolex I saw today reminded me of something important and wow