nothing to remind u of the fact that ur in ashoka university like someone barging into ur room and saying "bro i found this rlly funny meme on capitalism see"

this sem has been an endless cycle of waking up hungover and doing dm

Guys I think Shatranj is saying campus visitation policy for guests is suspended for the weekend....not sure tho, maybe they should send a few more emails to drive home the point?

on the behalf of all of ashoka i beg admin to pls remove the sensor lights we'll turn them off when they're not in use

no number of good profs can undo the damage of one rlly rlly bad one

i think if your listening age on spotify wrapped is older than your actual age it’s cool and good and it makes you intelligent and interesting. if your listening age is below your actual age you need a psychiatric evaluation to understand why you’re the way that you are

did not realise when i moved away for college that i would have to pack half my stuff in a big suitcase and run around delhi with it THIS OFTEN

i think the good place is objectively one of the best shows ever made

how can anyone NOT be team logan

sat down for registration with snacks bec i know this shit is gonna take a while

just found out the entire teaching team for micro 1 thought everyone p/fed that course because of how bad the grades were (my batch doesn’t have p/fs)

met a friend for the first time this sem and before even saying hello to me she told me she watched people we meet on vacation and poppy reminded her of me

if you ever want me to fuck off quickly just chew gum near me i will be GONE (especially if you do it with your mouth open)

my first concert ever was lumineers, i met two college girls in their second year there. now i’m a second year in uni going to a lumineers concert

WHY DOES MY QRMT HAVE READINGS i understand the significance BUT PICK BETWEEN THAT AND PSETS DON'T GIVE US BOTH

i have a midterm at 8 30 am the morning after winterball the universe could not be more clear about the fact that it wants me to remain bitchless

why do i have senioritis when im not even halfway through this degree

“bro lowkey is my gpa good enough to go to heaven like what if they just reject me” overheard at dhaba

you know you've found a good one when you say men are dogs and he replies with "i fully agree" instead of "not all of them"

i've hit the point of not being able to study without club music playing