I haven’t had a root beer in forever.

Trump is fucking cooked. What a disgusting statement.

How the hell did he do this?

If you hate those who hate you, you give them what they really want: company.

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We all watched.

College better lower its cost and offer booze, drugs and sex orgies on campus or they may go out of business.

AJ won gold 5 years after he started boxing and fought real boxers in his division to get there. So saying Jake isn’t a boxer after seven years of pro training isn’t true. He took the internet-era, gaslighting route by picking older and smaller opponents, but he is a good boxer.

Merry Christmas from Long Island Larry

When’s the last time you thought about Ewan McGregor. Well, you’re welcome.

Once you replace reality with buffer systems, you’re cooked.

Hit up Sergio Chicon on instagram for training in NYC & Westchester. Swimming and boxing best workouts for over 40, I believe.

Medicaid Fraud in Minnesota is our fault.

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Merry Christmas! And have a good weekend, Muslims & Jews!

Modern Freud: the ID, Ego, Superego and Social Media Persona. The Id: “I want.” The Superego: “You shouldn’t.” The Ego: “Okay, let’s compromise.” The Social Media Persona: “Fuck off, Superego, it’ll do numbers!”