Ya Mom so skinny she has to wipe her butt with dental floss

I asked your momma "what's for lunch" ...She opened up her legs and said tuna surprise

Ya Mom so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!

Ya Mom so dumb when she went to a football game she thought the quarter back was a refund!

Ya Mom so stupid when she heard someone say it was chille outside,she went and grabbed a size 20 bowl.

Your Mamma is so ugly her nickname is hairy pooter

Ya Mom so old she flicked the switch when god said let there be light!

Ya Mom so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince!

Ya Mom so dumb she got hit by a parked car.

Ya Mom so stupid because it too her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.

Your momma's like a boomeramg she keeps coming back for more.

Ya Mom so old she sat behind Jesus in the third grade!

Your Mamma is so ugly that when she went to rob a bank she didnt have to wear a mask, she just walked up and said "Put the money in the bag"

Your momma's like a light switch even a 4 Year old can turn her on.

Yo Mamma's so stupid she stayed in the grocery store for one day looking at a can of orange juice just because it said concentrate.

Your momma's like a squirell, she can't keep nuts out of her mouth.

I asked your momma "what's for lunch" ...She opened up her legs and said crabs

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