Kazan Yamaoka "The Oni" (@yamaokakazan) 's Twitter Profile
Kazan Yamaoka "The Oni"

@yamaokakazan

AAAAAH
I'm sorry, I have a problem of anger
(art of me and Rin by @theslowesthnery)

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Give man a match, and he will be warm for awhile. Set man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life. ... Get it? Because a man on fire will be warm but also die. Dark laugh.

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What do you call a row of people who want to get hit? A punchline. ... Get it. Because a punchline is the end of a joke and a line of punches. Laugh.

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Why is dark spelled with K instead of C? You can not C in the dark. ... Get it? Because C sounds like see and darkness makes you blind. Laugh.

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I tried to donate blood, but they had so many questions. Like "Who's blood is that?", "How did you get it?", and "Was the bucket even sanitized before you filled it with blood?" ... Get it? Because I said I donated blood but never said it was mine. Laugh.

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Why are killer whales so good at hunting? They are very well orca-strated. ... Get it? Because killer whales are also known as an Orca, it sounds like orchestrated. Laugh.

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I bought a pair of roller blades at a garage sale. People might call me a cheap skate. ... Get it? Because a cheapskate is someone who hates to spend money, and it sounds like a pair of used skates. Laugh.

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How do you get your turkey stuffed? You ask for consent. ...Get it? Because of putting food inside a dead bird I am saying to sex it. Happy Thanksgiving.