“vapes are a psyop to condition us to enjoy sucking robot dick”

This also happen in Vietnam and i hate it Im already fucking hungry, and after see them I feel jealous of them. Now im hungry and lonely

Maturing is realizing that La La Land is actually a happy ending. It is not about two people staying together forever, it is about two people meeting at the right time, changing each other's lives, and leaving with more than they came with. Mia became the woman she dreamed of

Self hatred is just narcissism wearing a cheap disguise. You think your failures are uniquely catastrophic, your awkwardness is unprecedented, your face is the most embarrassing anyone has ever seen. That is not humility. Humility means thinking about yourself less, not thinking

Negara kita bukan sahaja sedang ada masalah misinformation tapi kita juga adalah masalah rakyat yg deeply mistrust the government Semua keputusan ada agenda. Semua projek dianggap untuk songlap duit. Setiap tangkapan dianggap untuk cover kes lain. Susah nk ada united front

Ya Allah shopee bagi jelah aku letak more than 200 items dalam cart.

Maldita sea, el pollo usó un condón

not even in my worst ovulations could i come up with this caption

Maybank, despite being a Malaysian bank, can’t figure out First, Last name standards for Malaysians

I just lost a bunch of footage secara misteri. Tak tahu la tersilap delete ke ape.

I wonder if all these chinese dramas memang masa tulis skrip tu dia memang optimized untuk potong-potong jadi short video ke.

Edo-period peasant farmer: I sure hope I can return home from market unmolested, though it's getting dark The devious Yōkai:

Agak terkejut ada malay girl. Dan agak hairan malay girl paling murah.

Kita ada lauk kampung. But what would be considered lauk bandar?

Kalau tanya macam penguatkuasa, mmg makan pasir jelah dealer kereta. Tak ada anonymus buyer dlm pembelian kereta, setiap pembelian kereta mewah, dealer kena submit data dalam sistem JPJ. Dahla beli nombor plat pun 1 angka takkan laaaa takde data. So apa jadi dengan data tu??

A friend of mine gets genuinely angry when he sees birthday parties filling balloons with helium. I used to think he was being dramatic. He is not. Helium cannot be manufactured. It is created over millions of years from radioactive decay deep in the Earth's crust, then

Cendawan pusu sedang tumbuh sekeliling rumah. Baru kutip 1/4 dari jumlah yg tumbuh. Good harvest this year walau tak hujan dan tanah kering.

Ada orang boleh baca dan translate apa dia tulis dalam chinese tu? Adakah ini rempah sup?

Hari ni harvest ginseng jawa.