When that summer breeze on a random day in March hits you and you know that better days are ahead

Going through ur 20s with a pandemic, constant civil unrest, on the verge of a recession, mass inflation, ai taking over everyone’s jobs , finding out the world is ran by pedos that eat babies and being on the brink of wwiii

In order to distract us from the fact you had sexual intercourse with kids you’ll do the same

Songs are being whined to that have never been whined to before…

someone please confirm he is safe

WE REALLY NEED TO NORMALIZE THE THREE DAY WEEKEND. ONE DAY FOR ACTIVITIES, ONE DAY FOR CLEANING AND ONE DAY FOR REST AND TV BINGING

Every day waking up to the news in 2026

Kim Jong Un patiently waiting for one missile to hit North Korea so he can nuke the whole planet

Bouncer giving everyone 24 hours but Iran smh defend ur home bruh

half of the world is on twitter witnessing war, the other half is watching bridgerton

Adults having breakfast at a friend's apartment before heading off to work is the biggest lie television ever told me.

It feels so surreal that the entire world is going up in flames, dozens being killed and several countries mobilising their forces. But I’m just supposed to prepare for Monday and act like all of this exists only on the internet?

You need to be so benophie chronically online to understand the layers of this joke

Me looking at my old notes where I solved derivatives and integration in my prime:

It’s 10 degrees in the UK today it might as well be summer

when I tell you I couldn’t sleep for like a week

And everything in it was ASS!!!!

Imagine if you could do this on Avanti. You’d be able to retire after a week