We memorized phone numbers. We memorized driving directions. No one knew what we looked like. No one could reach us. We were gods.

Not only is today's date a palindrome, it's also an ambigram. You can read it left to right, right to left, and also upside down #nerdalert

Have been keeping a list

How is everybody else fitting in work, sleep, fitness, cooking, TV, Wordle, 3-4 NBA games, and several hours of arguing in futility with anti-vaxxers on twitter everyday?! Hard to manage.

So good

hot person: wow everyone here is so nice

Today in my general relativity class I got to talk about my favorite SUPER WEIRD COSMOLOGY FACT which is that if you have galaxies of the same size at different distances, beyond a certain distance, the farther away the galaxy is the BIGGER it appears in the sky (!!!)

sneezing while driving is INSANE

This rule actually comes in clutch so often it’s insane

.Sam Ezersky #spellingbee Nice 😁

If this were a character on a darkly comedic drama we’d be dealing with an Emmy clean sweep situation. Everything about it is perfect satire.

One year ago today we lost Norm :( Probably the most gutting celebrity death for me so far, he was such a treasure, as a comedian and a human. RIP to a legend. youtube.com/watch?v=GskNV_…

it's sooo much easier to do 20 min guided meditations now that i'm listening to them on 2x speed #protip

Please, at a time like this, let us not politicize the election.

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS