@TheTentaSpy yes

@TheTentaSpy NEVER LEAVE A MAN BEHIND

If the napping spot you made out of leaves and sticks seems strangely soft and comfortable, be sure to apologize to the unfortunate raccoon.

ENGIEBOT'S STILL RUNNING LIKE CLOCKWORK. GOOD MAN.

I BET IN SOME WEIRD UNIVERSE MY KIDS ARE ALL GROWN UP I HOPE THEY KNOW I LOVE THEM AND I'M PROUD OF THEM, THOSE WEIRD MULTIVERSE KIDS

youtu.be/iBuj88v5fV8 BUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUH

I am a calm, cool, and collected man and I definitely did not scream and punch the shower curtain when it touched my leg

unrelated: we need a new shower curtain

[loses annie in a crowd] me: damn me: HEY LOUISIANA WOMAN annie: MISSISSIPPI MAN me: there she is

youtu.be/a8addF6VJxc

snorth

I dared dell and annie to figure out a way to cook cup noodles faster and now they're probably going to blow up the kitchen trying

these are going to be the best cup noodles

SOMETIMES YOU JUST HAVE TO RUN AROUND THE BASE PUNCHING EVERYONE YOU SEE

HEY blu demo CHAINSAW UNICYCLE JOUSTING

official soldier x.com/fvckoffho/stat…

youtu.be/Kt6MWTrMaYQ Soldier under the bridge at Teufort, doing this