I’m Joe Biden and I approve this message.

Does anyone else stage product shots for fun? That's "The Oaxacan Lady" if you're wondering. And yes, it's fire. Thanks to my friend, @rickybobby828 for the care package!

This isn’t news, Kellyanne. Our differences are exactly why I joined Biden’s Climate Unity Task Force - so we could set aside our differences & figure out an aggressive climate plan to address the planetary crisis at our feet. Trump doesn’t even believe climate change is real.

I just want everyone in this country to have the same healthcare I receive as a member of Congress.

Pesto burps

It’s actually AOC plus 115 because that’s how many House and Senate members have cosponsored the most ambitious climate legislation in American history.

What the fuck is an undecided voter bitch I’ll kill you

Ju wanna chooting sum bideos?!

I won Pennsylvania! Please retweet.

NYPD just charged the crowd with their bikes. Now kettled in Union Square Park.

Biden after beating Trump

Hey Capital One, I've paid my car bill for the past 5 years and only owe $2k on it now. I've lost my job and am barely surviving due to the pandemic. Can we just call it even? Can I just have the car?

j lo fighting the urge to break into the extended 11:11 hex hector vocal remix version of waiting for tonight

We’re at the mass vaccination site at Dodger Stadium to get my mom the vaccine. The anti–vax protestors have approached the entrance to the site. The LAPD have now closed the gate. We have been sitting here for about half an hour. Nobody is moving.

So I'll be charged for wasting Juan's time even though he accepted a ride while being 20 minutes away from a drop off at the airport. Who's wasting who's time here, Lyft?!

#NationalRadioDay The best thing about terrestrial is when the undervalued and misunderstood find better opportunities. 😂

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