I’ll never understand why people have a problem with the Birkenstocks. I enjoy being comfortable and if we’re being honest, the shits are stylish.

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Dnt get high and treat a ugly girl pretty..HUGE MISTAKE

this is the part where I tell you I’m fine but I’m lyin, I just don’t want you to worry

My New Years resolution is no more ejaculating. 💯 I’m prepared to go the length of the year without a single orgasm.