yES IT IS

i have to blame *someone* and you're just easy to blame.

》 why is the text on twitter so tiny? am i getting old? help

cancel them

shhhHHhhh don't tell anyone— . . . [ whispers LOUDLY ] i'm drunk.

i'm just VIBING. plus, i'm now IMMUNE to hangovers because i DON'T SHOWER. my natural oils will protect me!

that's hot.

. . . i uhh— i got distracted. by the new twitter font. i'll go take a, um. a shower. right now. oops.

. . . yes, please. i love you so fucking much. i'd spend every second with you if i could.

Liz is so h o t

i need to lay down

. . . i'm hungover, good morning.

HACKED ? AGAIN ?

90% of my diet consists of bubblegum flavored lube