Do you HATE your boss? Why not quit? Why not work for me, so I can u̸̒͗̀̈́͆sè̷ ̴̨̨͎̳͚̗̪̪͚͓̥̈́͜ͅy̴̦͐̐̋͗͆͜͜͝o̸̤̮̝̣͐̿̀̏̾͛̿̓͐̏͆̂͜u ĺ̶̦̃̑̓͊̋̕͘i̶̧̡̡̜͉̝̩͉̮̝͖̙͈̍͆͆͆͐͑̇̅̌͠k̴ȩ̴͔̯̭̙̟̤̠̥͇̤̯̅̈́̆̊̂̄̑̐ ̵̈́͊̐̾́̑̏̀̓͠a ̸̢̅̃̆̓̆͒̀̊̓͘͝͠͠t̷͈̎̉̓̀̃̐͌̐̍̆͂̓̕o̸͆̽͛̇̔ol̵̍ praise you like you deserve?

Perfect! You'd fit in perfectly.

Happy Saturday! Enjoy your break! Or else.

Oh, ooh? New potential employees?

New employees?

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Ah, 𝙔𝙀𝙎! Saturdays are ｍａｄｅ ｆｏｒ ｄａｄｓ! 𝑨𝒏𝒅 dad's 𝒄𝒂𝒓!

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Begone, harlots!

FINALLY! My secretary!

Are you finished with your break yet? 😄

What a skilled secretary you are! I knew I made a good choice hiring you!

Would you mind checking on Manuel?

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New potential employees! How wonderful!