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🚨 JNN BREAKING NEWS 🚨 Elon Musk says LA’s mayor is going full communist! 🏴🚨 SHIT-TAKKE on the scene: "Her name’s Karen—of course she wants total control! First, she’ll demand to speak to the manager of capitalism… then replace him with a ‘People’s Committee for Fairness &

🚨 JNN ETF MANIA REPORT🚨 ETF mania is spreading faster than a crypto influencer deleting tweets after a rug pull! 📈🔥 HBAR, TRUMP, and MELANIA are now in the race for Active ETFs! 🇺🇸💰 But wait—there’s more! Over 45 ETF applications are flooding in, from boring old trusts to

🚨 JNN BREAKING NEWS 🚨 TRUMP DROPS THE HAMMER—25% TARIFFS ON CANADA & MEXICO! 🇺🇸💥 President Donald J. Trump has just announced a 25% tariff on imports from Canada and Mexico starting this Saturday! 🚧💰 The move comes as a crackdown on fentanyl trafficking, but there’s still

🚨 JNN BREAKING NEWS 🚨 Pump.fun just got rugged… by a class action lawsuit! ⚖️💀💼 A group of very serious, definitely fun-hating lawyers are suing Pump.fun, claiming that all memecoins on the platform are actually securities. 🏛️📜💰 SHIT TAKKE

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🚨 JNN BREAKING NEWS 🚨 President Trump has decided to hit the snooze button on those 25% tariffs for Canada and Mexico, delaying them from February 1st to March 1st. 🇺🇸⏳ SHIT TAKKE reporting: "Trump just gave Canada and Mexico a 30-day free trial before the economic pain

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