if I got a girl that tried to stab me for some dumb shit, I'm marrying that psycho bitch, I don't care.

day 0 without sex : because life just keeps fucking me over all the time.

there is a special seat in hell for those bitch ass people who text you "we need to talk" then reply you hours later.

unpopular opinion : God should send people to you with a receipt so if they wasted your time you can hand them back in and refund the time you lost with them

i'm not saying my parents raised me wrong... i'm just saying they raised me too soft and whole hearted for a world like this.