Nᴇᴡ Mᴜʟᴛɪ﹣sʜɪᴘ Mᴀᴛᴜʀᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇɴᴛ DM·s ᴏᴘᴇɴ ᴛᴏ ᴘʟᴏᴛ. Yᴏᴜ ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ ғᴜᴄᴋɪɴɢ ʀᴇᴛᴡᴇᴇᴛ, ᴅᴏɴ·ᴛ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴍᴇ ɢᴇᴛ ᴏᴜᴛ Lᴜᴄɪʟʟᴇ﹗

"I got my eye on you, ya little future serial killer. Let me clarify, /both/ of my eyes." Snorts.

It's called sarcasm. x.com/_paulmonroe/st…

"So quick to tell me to shut up, widow. Seems like you've forgotten what happened to that husband of yours. So soon?"

"Easy there. I'm not sure who you're calling old, but it ain't me." x.com/_paulmonroe/st…

"It's oh none of your damn business. How old are you? 12? Have you even hit puberty yet?" x.com/_paulmonroe/st…

((Currently dying. This is hilarious.))

"Doesn't matter how old I am. I can still get the fucking job done. Doesn't hurt that I have devilish good looks." x.com/_paulmonroe/st…

He cracked his knuckles and gave a slight lean as he looked over the timeline. "Good fucking morning, ya filthy peasants."

Technology hates me. Just like everyone else. I decided to take Lucille to the angry twitter bird. It hurt more than it helped.

Seductive Sunday part 1

Seductive Sunday part 2

Your glorious fucking leader has returned. Bow down ya filthy peasants! *smiles wickedly*

Wanting to get this account going again! Should I remain Negan or flip to Daryl?

Jesus fuck. One of this god damn days I’ll have twitter straightened out. But I’m back motherfuckers. Gimme a RT if you are glad!

Yeah... I just RT’d myself. Because I fucking can. 🖕🏼

I need fucking lunch.

**flipping this account over to a different location** Stay tuned***

I’m over here now **** x.com/ticklesmybaiis…