When Your Body Is A Work Of Art 🩰🤩👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

I’m always shocked by female trumpers…not republicans….trumpers. Like girl being at the bottom of the totem pole is a choice….that was the best your brain could do? Pitiful.

My homegirl be on socials HIGH as fuckin kite typing str8 back to back theses as captions lmfao I wanna tell her something so bad but she’s quick to overreact and I honestly have enough of my own problems rn 😩😭😂

Day 1 of me actually trying to eat my body weight in protein

I can’t wait to pivot my LinkedIn completely away from hospitality because why would I want to work somewhere called “Poor Paul’s Pourhouse?” Like bffr

My favorite genre of Arabic gold is fake Hermes & Cartier but real 21k gold. Because why would you pay $8000 for a love bracelet when it’s literally not even worth the quarter of that price in even higher quality gold???

last year was tough but i never fell for the dubai chocolate stuff

You too old to be wearing socks that don’t match the interior of your sneakers

Damn smh

I am violent

Your man on insta posting 6 pics to say goodbye to March

I’m about to mute my freaky ass cousin and his wife on IG…..is the stories like foreplay or sumn??? Take me out the group chat lmao

Ima need Karol G to retire the headbands that shit doesn’t go with every outfit

If I could have Waffle House at my wedding, I would 😭

Day 5 out of 5 working on site TGIF I thought I liked it but I lied put me back remote asap plz 😭😭

The black bean soup from Panera is my type of party fr

Love her but Megan the Stallion twerking on broadway is a recession indicator

and if i saw an alien i wouldn’t even give af honestly i got too much going on fr

“Why did you order so much vegetab….oh, that’s all you can have, right?” 😑😑😑😑😑

Save the Dates ✅ Wedding website ✅ Venue ✅ it’s feeling reallllll 🫣🤪