“andaban en el pedo juntas, ahora van a cambiar pañales juntas” to me that’s just true friendship 😒😭

by the looks of it Arianni will be a December baby, she’s not staying till January 😩

having my first drink since my daughter was born, four sips in & im feeling it😴 this isnt for me anymore bahaha

My man so chill and then there’s me…a lunatic

Not being pregnant.

😂😂😂

i’m off that good kush and tylenol

Please stop adding yall picture with yall contact I don’t want that shit on my phone

My problem is, I wanna b the only one at the gym when I go

I don’t fw job shaming. long as you gettin to the money, I salute you

Man arrest this nigga we solved this crime 2 weeks ago

Glad my teeth straight I laugh too damn much

Ain’t no way I’m leaving MY DRUNK FRIEND nowhere!! Y’all weird.

husband: "if i killed someone, would you tell on me?" me: "of course not... but i'd definitely use it against you. like, 'are you washing the dishes or do i need to dial 911?'

Like wym I have a 8mo daughter & I’m a fiancée?!😅😅

IF IM STARTING A FREE TRIAL THEY SHOULD'NT NEED MY CREDIT CARD INFORMATION.

how i feel when i hear new slang words that i don’t understand

i’ve started rejecting all cookies instead of accepting them. idek what it means but i’ve had enough